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07

Feb

No taxpayer dollars were harmed in the making of this masterpiece. Ron Paul approved this message.

No taxpayer dollars were harmed in the making of this masterpiece. Ron Paul approved this message.

21

Oct

Grover Cleveland starts off our series of favorite presidents.The only president to be counted twice, this 22nd and 24th president fittingly has twice the stache. Give it up for everyone’s second favorite (and the second hairiest) Grover!

Grover Cleveland starts off our series of favorite presidents.The only president to be counted twice, this 22nd and 24th president fittingly has twice the stache. Give it up for everyone’s second favorite (and the second hairiest) Grover!

17

Oct

Newsweek got a lot of flak for its cover photo of Michele Bachmann. But it’s not the cold, unblinking eyes that need updating, it’s that tired old bob. Bitchstare for life!

Newsweek got a lot of flak for its cover photo of Michele Bachmann. But it’s not the cold, unblinking eyes that need updating, it’s that tired old bob. Bitchstare for life!

07

Oct

No matter what happens in the presidential election, Herman Cain will always be a frontrunner in fashion.

No matter what happens in the presidential election, Herman Cain will always be a frontrunner in fashion.

17

Sep

Rick Perry has an A+ rating from the NRA and his hair has an A+ rating from us. Now he can benefit from the mandatory HPV vaccines, hooray for public health!

Rick Perry has an A+ rating from the NRA and his hair has an A+ rating from us. Now he can benefit from the mandatory HPV vaccines, hooray for public health!

05

Sep

Mitt Romney has invested in some great hair extensions on the campaign trail. Who says corporations can’t look fabulous, too? 

Mitt Romney has invested in some great hair extensions on the campaign trail. Who says corporations can’t look fabulous, too? 

05

Aug

With those cherry red lips, the only crisis Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is thinking about is lipstick-covered teeth.

With those cherry red lips, the only crisis Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is thinking about is lipstick-covered teeth.

06

May

Anthony Weiner’s doe-eyes search deep into the souls of his constituents begging for their support in his 2013 mayoral race. Would you do vote for him?

Anthony Weiner’s doe-eyes search deep into the souls of his constituents begging for their support in his 2013 mayoral race. Would you do vote for him?

02

May

Trump really needs to update his look to a more modern comb-over before he makes his final decision about this presidential campaign. 

Trump really needs to update his look to a more modern comb-over before he makes his final decision about this presidential campaign. 

24

Jan

Preparing for his 2012 election, Allen will hopefully keep his racial slurs to a minimum, but give his curls some maximum volume!

Preparing for his 2012 election, Allen will hopefully keep his racial slurs to a minimum, but give his curls some maximum volume!